got what it takes? then...

Really, I do.

I want to eat your cat.

This is devotion... http://rememberedbyus.com/MarlonBrando/
Stanley Kowalski
Saturday, July 03, 2004 - 04:00:22 CDT

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"You spend time with your family? Cuz a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man" Marlon Brando as Don Vito Corelone
Johnny Fontaine
Friday, July 02, 2004 - 11:56:40 CDT

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I'm heading back to the heart/flatland for our nation's birthday. It will probably be humid...maybe I can see a good baseball team if a good team is playing the Royals...
Zebulon Pike
Thursday, July 01, 2004 - 15:19:53 CDT

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Fletch-have a good trip
Tim Matheson
Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 11:35:27 CDT

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Leaving the great white north. Goin back to Nor Cal where it is spring all year long.
Fletch
Wednesday, June 30, 2004 - 02:32:26 CDT

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and they're always glad you came!!!!! someday they'll find it...the Rainbow connection The lovers, the dreamers and me.....
Sammi *hoisting cigarette lighter*
Saturday, June 26, 2004 - 16:49:37 CDT

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Made it E. "Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name." To quote lead vocalist "muffin" and the lost second hit from former one-hit wonder, Spilt Meniscus.
Terry "the animal" Russell
Saturday, June 26, 2004 - 15:29:53 CDT

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So long Carlos. Have fun in Houston.
Inevitable
Saturday, June 26, 2004 - 14:37:51 CDT

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For Liars and Loafers, Cellphones Offer an Alibi June 26, 2004 By MATT RICHTEL New York Times Cellphone users have begun to create alibi networks, groups of thousands who lie for each other, helping members hide their whereabouts. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/06/26/technology/26ALIB.html?ex=1089218361&ei=1&en=e50cf4f346134baa
from the what is the wold coming to department
Friday, June 25, 2004 - 22:02:09 CDT

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C Love- It's awesome. Unfortunately, I had to leave Seattle to spend my time in upstate, backwoods New York. The weather here is great though.
Starbuck
Thursday, June 24, 2004 - 14:21:33 CDT

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sorry, Mom's taking her medicine
Francis Bean
Wednesday, June 23, 2004 - 13:19:52 CDT

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what's Seattle like this time of year??
C. Love
Wednesday, June 23, 2004 - 10:42:20 CDT

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what's Seattle like this time of year??
C. Love
Wednesday, June 23, 2004 - 10:42:14 CDT

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what's Seattle like this time of year??
C. Love
Wednesday, June 23, 2004 - 10:42:04 CDT

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too bad Iraq doesn't need a new Minister of Information, Tony would fit the bill.
G.I. Joe
Monday, June 21, 2004 - 15:06:36 CDT

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The Royals are the best team in major league baseball. The other teams just aren't letting us show it. We have so much talent its not really even fair to the other teams. We've just given everyone else a head start so that they aren't embarassed in the end.
Tony Pena
Monday, June 21, 2004 - 11:21:56 CDT

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what is there to talk about?
embrace it
Friday, June 18, 2004 - 16:52:54 CDT

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WOW. That was a converstion stopper.
Afraid of Silence
Friday, June 18, 2004 - 14:53:06 CDT

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Never said they had no point. There's a difference between that and "agenda."
Ebert
Monday, June 14, 2004 - 18:37:11 CDT

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Absolutely. I have read interviews of the man, so based on his comments I would disagree however with you comment that there is no point. He says he is always making a point. But when it comes to watts... AMEN.
The Cowboy
Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 14:38:16 CDT

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Lynch is psychotic. No question. But he is also brilliant. His movies are not to be thought through as one would, say, an algebra problem. They are quite simply, direct products of his imagination. No filters. No agenda. Just craziness. He is an artist in the vein of Salvador Dali or David Bowie. Love it or hate it. Just don't try to analyze it. There's no real answer. All that matters, is Naomi Watts is a superfox.
Ebert
Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 04:40:42 CDT

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I mean, i get it that the two girls are the same person, and that the first half of the movie is a fantasy the girl in the second half was halving. but... what the crap! well, cade you are the resident movie dude, what is your take? Is David Lynch a freak? A genious? What the crap.
memento
Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 00:21:08 CDT

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I need help. I just watched mulhaland, or mullhauland, or whaterver drive on tv and have no fricken idea what that movie was about. The more i watched, the less i understood, yet I held on to the belief that in the end it would all be understandable. What the crap was that movie about?
JEB
Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 00:06:10 CDT

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So here is the deal. Who should we trade, and trade for. Who should we keep and why? Does upper mgt need to go? Discuss
2005
Saturday, June 12, 2004 - 14:15:41 CDT

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man, so the GM is talking about stripping down and building for next year, didn't "this year" just start?
Beltran outa town
Saturday, June 12, 2004 - 14:14:31 CDT

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hey man there is a battle brewing. the mets are challenging the royals for that coveted last place.
Angel Berroa
Saturday, June 12, 2004 - 14:13:21 CDT

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Athens Officials Admit Olympic Hosting was Prank ATHENS, GREECE—With none of the major Olympic construction completed and only months away from the start of the games, chief Athens Olympic organizer Gianna Angelopoulos-Daskaki announced at a Friday press conference, "Greeks are very funny people. We love practical jokes. And this time we tricked the whole world." Angelopoulos-Daskaki strongly denied reports suggesting that constant napping by Greek construction workers was to blame. "No, I told you. It's a Trojan horse thing," she said. "Like surprise! No Olympics." She explained that afternoon napping was a scheduled part of the prank, as well as being a long Greek tradition. The International Olympic Committee was quick to reply. Executive Director, Gilbert Felli said, "I just don't find that sort of joke funny. Bananas are funny. Monkeys with eye patches are funny. But pretending to host the XXVIII Olympiad 2004 is just tacky." The Athens Organizing committee issued a public statement in which it called on the IOC to "lighten up." The statement suggests that "some country like Germany or Switzerland would be real handy with engineering" and should be ready by August. When asked whether Athens could use existing football stadiums and pools to help resolve the crisis, Athens Mayor Dora Bakoyannis explained, "We're actually very busy this summer. Anyway, Athens isn't really an Olympic sort of city. The IOC is scrambling to find an alternate location. Felli concedes that the White House has been pressuring him to hold the games in Baghdad. Felli said, "There are plenty of newly opened spaces. And President Bush thinks it would be good for Baghdad morale." The Athens Olympic Team committee announced it would boycott the games if held in Iraq. "The games don't need to leave Europe," Angelopoulos-Daskaki urged. "Just postpone the games for a few months or blend them with the Winter games in Turin 2006." When asked about the half-finished facilities, Mayor Dora Bakoyannis explained that they would be left as is as a testimony to Greek humor. "Athens is famous for its ruins. We are good at that and happy to have them."
Dave of Dan and Dave
Friday, June 11, 2004 - 17:23:03 CDT

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Go Las Vegas Expos!!!
SuperFan99
Friday, June 11, 2004 - 16:29:09 CDT

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not just losing, but getting SHUT OUT! The real tragedy is that this storied, interleague rivalry will be no more after this year...
Willie Aikens
Friday, June 11, 2004 - 10:33:17 CDT

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Losing 2 out of 3 to MONTREAL! Are you FREAKIN' kidding me!?! I am physically shaking I am so angry!
(yelling angrily) ROYALS!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 21:48:48 CDT

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so it happened, they say they go in threes. first it was tony randall, then our beloved pres, now Ray. Good bye Ray.
Georga on my mind
Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 15:02:14 CDT

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i know this seems cheesy, but watching the state funeral yesterday i was very moved. i think i was moved the most by the sight of mrs. regan like the one above. she reaches out to her husband as if she hasn't yet let go.
joe joe
Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 14:55:19 CDT

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in 1567 Pope Pius V canceled all grants of indulgences involving any fees or other financial transactions so I guess the answer is NO, Mr. J. Kerry and as for the Klondike bar...I think he'd prefer a Dove bar
P. J. P. II
Thursday, June 10, 2004 - 10:50:25 CDT

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WWJD For a Klondike Bar?
Annonymous
USA Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 16:47:10 CDT

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Can I use my Jesus Visa to buy indulgences??
J. Kerry
Wednesday, June 09, 2004 - 13:23:33 CDT

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and now this from the ship of fools web site: "Son of God? That will do nicely..." If a goldfish, the Starship Enterprise, or any other secular image doesn't do you credit, here's an option – the Jesus Christ Credit Card. "Show the world your love for Jesus Christ, by putting his image on your credit card, only from NextCard Visa," runs the sales blurb. The credit card's instigator recounts being "honored" with a nomination in GotoNet.com's Useless Pages. "I do not see anything wrong with putting a picture of the saviour of humanity on a credit card," he maintains. "I have had everyone from Catholic priests and nuns to Baptist ministers thank me for this concept." There are dozens of Christs to choose from on your NextCard Visa, but, intriguingly, none of them show Jesus throwing the money-changers out of the temple. Strange, that...
jon q
Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 17:11:22 CDT

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Afterlife Telegrams – Afterlife Telegrams offer an invaluable service to the bereaved. You write a message to your Dear Departed, and they give it to a terminally ill volunteer. Volunteer passes away and, once in the Great Beyond, goes on Orphean quest for Dear Departed. Departed gets message, Bereaved gets comfort, Volunteer gets sense that they did not die in vain, and Afterlife Telegrams get a fiver. We are not told how the volunteers are recruited, but next time you hear someone going round hospital saying "Excuse me, are you dying? OK, well this may sound a bit weird, but...", you'll know why. http://www.afterlifetelegrams.com/AFTERLIFE/
jer
Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 17:01:59 CDT

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what can i say? i think that little post speaks for itself.
no words
Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 16:47:28 CDT

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AP - SANTA MONICA, CA -- Sources close to Singer/Actress/Entrepreneur/Fashion Mogul/Social Recluse Jennifer Lopez are reporting that the oft-overlooked celebrity is furious with events from this past weekend. Lopez wed pop-singer Marc Anthony on Saturday in her Los Angeles back yard. A spokesperson for the ubiquitous Latin star has said that the couple is "very disappointed" with the fact that their private ceremony was overshadowed by the death of former President Ronald Reagan, which occured just hours after the nuptials. Apparently, Lopez and Anthony are considering renewing and recreating the low-key wedding on a future date, so as to avoid any futher "one-upping" by other, less than A-list celebrities. J-Lo's publicist released this statment on Monday: "They are considering anullment and re-marrying in a small ceremony in the near future. But, the couple wants it to remain modest, dignified and out of the public eye."
Gossip Hound
Tuesday, June 08, 2004 - 16:29:17 CDT

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WWJE: What Would Jesus Eat?
Benny Hin
Monday, June 07, 2004 - 20:03:54 CDT

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Thanks Mr. Reagan, thanks for calling evil what is evil, and for defeating Communism, and for loving jelly beans. The death of an American hero...it caused me to work Saturday night, I was happy to make the 'sacrifice'
Child of the 80's
Monday, June 07, 2004 - 08:41:29 CDT

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i am confused. why don't people take the christian community serious? i guess these people are on the right track to answer that.
please stop the madness!!!!!
Monday, June 07, 2004 - 01:02:18 CDT

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Hey guys. No matter how good or famous we are...there's only one destination.
Secretariat
Sunday, June 06, 2004 - 15:50:50 CDT

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Hey, you ain't the only movie star.
Donkey
Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 22:54:46 CDT

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hey what about me! i am a movie star!
Hidalgo
Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 22:01:30 CDT

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Three words BirdCRAP: STUD FOR LIFE!!! Enjoy your $20,000. Ha!
That's MISTER Jones
Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 21:12:09 CDT

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Ha in your face smarty jones
Birdstone
Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 20:23:13 CDT

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Ya, true dat on the passing of the double R. Weird. He was the man of our times, regardless of if you like him or not. He kinda defined that period. His death is a kind of book end.
labowsky
Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 20:15:36 CDT

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Sorry I screwed up the triple Crown. You know what? Nevermind! Screw everyone! I got years and years of lovin' ahead of me. Yeah, baby. Get Some!
Smarty Jones
Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 18:39:21 CDT

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Rest in peace, Gip. Rest in peace.
Rappin' Ron and the DC Crew
Saturday, June 05, 2004 - 16:16:06 CDT

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I see web host enjoy the travel. I like to be travel too. Come my site. I KISS YOU!!!!
Mahir
Thursday, June 03, 2004 - 21:18:59 CDT

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We're back up...I thought I'd had an anuerism or something. It wasn't something I said was it?
Hallelujah
Thursday, June 03, 2004 - 19:37:29 CDT

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wow, we can't even beat detroit. yeah, go royals.
Penut
Thursday, June 03, 2004 - 12:48:07 CDT

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i'm allergic to peanuts.
death at 30,000
Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 19:24:49 CDT

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I ordered some stuff off that Nirvana site...
P. Simon
Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 13:39:02 CDT

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What?! What the @#$%$#@ are you smoking?
Realist
Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 13:04:24 CDT

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Look on the BRIGHT side of life! Rupert still won a million bucks, KU made it further than 346 other NCAA teams, free peanuts when you fly and the Royals...well, never mind, they suck.
Art Garfunkel
Wednesday, June 02, 2004 - 08:51:17 CDT

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Who do we have to invade to get fuel prices down? Geez. This ain't my year; Ruppert didn't win survivor allstars, the royals still suck, KU didn't make it to the big game, and gas is so high it's cheaper to fly.
W
Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 20:59:01 CDT

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Has anyone tried the new bbq joint down town? Is it just me or is the sauce a little on the spicy side?
Jon Q
Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 18:08:47 CDT

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img src="http://www.allfunnypictures.com/pics/buttflame.jpg" Has anyone tried the new bbq joint down town? Is it just me or is the sauce a little on the spicy side?
Jon Q
Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 18:07:33 CDT

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One of Jerry's kids
Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 18:00:21 CDT

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hey, does cadeland have a group phone plan? we should all go in on this one.
Falwell
Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 17:58:12 CDT

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This man has made his own diesel fuel. Now, mix that with his lemonade and voila... the perfect energy drink.
Gas Man
Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 17:07:59 CDT

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My firewall let me through to the nirvana site, what does that say about my firewall?? It still blocks most of the games...but not TRON! I haven't slept in 3 days because of TRON! I haven't lost sleep over a game since....sooolsooool.
Michael Bachelor
Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 10:37:20 CDT

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Now that I'm healthy again, can I join your forum?
Fat Boy Slim
Tuesday, June 01, 2004 - 10:33:47 CDT

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ya i was talking about this link http://www.nirvana-shop.com/ref.php?id=540a3824f87d0a not mr bean.
church lady
Sunday, May 30, 2004 - 14:45:20 CDT

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Drugs are bad...mmmmkay.
Mr Mackey
Sunday, May 30, 2004 - 11:16:15 CDT

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Hey that link you posted... ya, ummm... my firewall here at work wouldn't allow it... so you must have posted something bad... naughty you.
Church Lady
Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 12:47:23 CDT

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(in disbelief) whoa.
To back atcha:
Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 11:32:40 CDT

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http://www.nirvana-shop.com/ref.php?id=540a3824f87d0a
Joe Seed
Saturday, May 29, 2004 - 10:43:30 CDT

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did that work?
Mr. Solo
Friday, May 28, 2004 - 23:07:13 CDT

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back atcha
Friday, May 28, 2004 - 23:06:30 CDT

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techie
Friday, May 28, 2004 - 14:22:09 CDT

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This is a message board, you can express yourself with words, pictures are for whimps.
Generic Lawyer
Friday, May 28, 2004 - 14:13:00 CDT

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ok, techie. you had to go there. you had to be a smart ass. are you still bitter about the reality tv posts? geez, what a grump.
jedi
Friday, May 28, 2004 - 13:35:07 CDT

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Yeah, I can't stop playing "Slime Volleyball" of all things. Thanks alot!
Angry Slimond
Friday, May 28, 2004 - 12:12:46 CDT

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Cade, thanks alot for posting those game links on your site, especially Tron...I haven't gotten anything done in the past two days
Yellow win
Friday, May 28, 2004 - 10:18:13 CDT

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sure there is...you can draw out an outline of the flow of the humor, coordinate each picture with the coresponding joke line, package it nicely in one file, email it to cade, and hope that he posts it. OR...you can create your own website, upload said images and link to them from there. if neither of those suggestions work, i suggest just following along and ripping off other people's pics from all over cyberspace, and finding your humor within that paradigm.
smartass techie
Friday, May 28, 2004 - 01:51:12 CDT

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there has to be a way to post something off my hard drive
jed
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 23:16:17 CDT

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that sucks. it was real funny.
Joboo
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 23:15:26 CDT

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really?
jed
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 23:14:49 CDT

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yeah...i can't.
techie
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 22:41:37 CDT

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what are you talking about? i can see the images.
yippers
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 21:49:49 CDT

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Oh yeah---and it has to be a URL ADDRESS! you can't post something from your hard drive. I guess i forgot to mention that.
techie
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 20:31:28 CDT

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Wow that was big! Here is one I took on vacation, it is part of my travel photography folio...
yippers
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 19:29:22 CDT

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Here is another one... a portrait of my girlfriend...
yippers
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 19:27:06 CDT

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Hey Cade, I saw all your cool pics on here and thought i would post some of my work. I am just starting out... so don't be too critical...
yippers
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 19:24:59 CDT

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Hey Cade, I saw all your cool pics on here and thought i would post some of my work. I am just starting out... so don't be too critical... img src="C:\My Documents\My Pictures\anselhalfdome.jpg"
yippers
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 19:24:36 CDT

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Well, I have been following the flames (that is a hockey team - they are playing for the stanley cup) well i started following them when i moved up here 2 years ago. I figured out their secret to success and I think the royals should try it... they need to fro out.
frozen jhawk
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 18:57:36 CDT

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yeah, i don't get it either
Tony
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 17:19:32 CDT

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No, it makes no sense
Monkey Boy
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 16:59:48 CDT

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does that make sense? i don't know how to type html code to be viewed without it actually doing it.
techie
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 15:18:56 CDT

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i knew that was going to happen: to post a picture type: img src="image url" (but make sure that the phrase is surrounded by <*>)
techie
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 15:17:20 CDT

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to post a pic: simply type "" minus the outside quotes.
techie
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 15:14:21 CDT

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I'm sorry, did i say 3-0? I ment 10-2. My bad
Joboo
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 14:58:27 CDT

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Hey, tech question here. How do I post pics on this forum? Anyone? help?
lost in translation
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 14:50:14 CDT

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update: 7.65 era
Legitimate Baseball Update
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 14:14:44 CDT

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No. There is no answer to be given. The Royals simply suck. That is all that can be said.
Simple Pete
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 14:10:36 CDT

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Well keep the mojo coming, the boys are down 3-0 against Detroit. Dangit, why do we suck? Can anyone give me an answer?
uhu
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 13:54:29 CDT

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correction: 7.60 era
Legitimate Baseball Question
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 13:44:48 CDT

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Why is Brian Anderson a major league pitcher? Why isn't he an accountant or something like that. He would probably be a good one, and no one cares if an accountant has a record of 1-6 and a 7.41 era. Seriously...he is terrible.
Legitimate Baseball Question
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 13:29:18 CDT

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Everyone, please keep posting complaints about the Royals...they've won two in a row now that we've complained. ROYALS SUCK! Go back to Texas, Juan!
Reverse Psychology
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 12:55:12 CDT

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Has anyone else seen Conan O'Brien's new "Walker, Texas Ranger Lever"? Quite possibly the funniest late night bit ever.
Funny
Thursday, May 27, 2004 - 11:25:43 CDT

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Ahh crap. The mojo worked backwords and jacked my browser, made the post twice.
Joboo
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 23:53:20 CDT

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To Beltran... what do you want? A frickin' tee to hit it off of? We need some voodoo or prayer or a sacrifice or something. Let us all play the lotto and then donate the money to the team so they can buy some talent like NY.
Joboo
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 23:51:59 CDT

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To Beltran... what do you want? A frickin' tee to hit it off of? We need some voodoo or prayer or a sacrifice or something. Let us all play the lotto and then donate the money to the team so they can buy some talent like NY.
Joboo
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 23:45:23 CDT

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Can we talk about the Royals? What the &@#$% is wrong with these guys? Can someone explain to me why KC can't have a decent team? Honestly. We are like what, 10 games behind? We just started the season! What the @#$%*! Woopty Doo we beat Detroit.
Disgruntled
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 23:43:24 CDT

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Amen.
bubba
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 23:38:42 CDT

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yes, AI is ending tonight, but think of it this way: soon there will be another crappy cd available at your local wal-mart. so, you can always buy that and listen to it over and over, because it will never ever go out of style.
also sad
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 23:25:45 CDT

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So sorry for your loss, BFF. I feel your pain - American Idol ends tonight (*tear rolls down cheek*).
RL
USA Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 14:04:46 CDT

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Well, I see that paying off an umpire finally worked in my favor.
Tony Pena
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 12:41:22 CDT

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Sad day. Colonial House ended last night. At least I will have reruns.
BBF
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 12:40:34 CDT

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I don't think you are trying hard enough.
Bubba
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 12:39:26 CDT

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Mine said "You have no life, loser."
Reality TV addict
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 12:35:25 CDT

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I don't understand the results. What kind of geek does that make me?
Cade's Secretary
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 12:30:05 CDT

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Uh, change of subject. Was on one of those "which candidate matches your..." sights. Found this selector. It is what kind of geek are you. Go on Cade, what kind of geek are you? http://www.selectsmart.com/FREE/select.php?client=a1b2c3d4
Bubba
Wednesday, May 26, 2004 - 12:01:48 CDT

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Duuude. You are so...you know...right on. Battle of the bands would killer. Then we could do an original play contest, and...is anyone else hungry?
M. Hashinger
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 23:31:34 CDT

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To F. Ellsworth: Nice. Subtle, classy. Nice post.
Impressed
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 23:22:18 CDT

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I'd love to see a battle of the bands reality show, but you could only cover kids songs.
F. Ellsworth
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 17:36:01 CDT

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OH, AND I WOULD BE ON 'JOE MILLIONAIRE' HE WAS DREAMY.
Moderator
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 17:23:58 CDT

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NOTE: WHEN POSTING IN THE FORUM YOU NEED ONLY HIT 'GO' ONCE. IT POSTED. I PROMISE. JUST REFRESH THE FORUM PAGE (AS IT SAYS ON THE 'THANK YOU' PAGE). THAT IS ALL.
Moderator
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 17:20:52 CDT

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Yeah, yeah, that'd be great! And also, in the Spring, you could air a follow up series about a football team maybe call them The Native American Tribe Leaders or something, and they could have wonderful amazing regular seasons, then tank it in the first round of the playoffs and never make it to a conference championship game....EVER!
Christian Okoye
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 17:15:38 CDT

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Yes, reality TV discussion has taken over! On that subject. What about a reality TV show about a baseball team, lets call them the "Regents" and they could be based in a Mid-Western City. They could suck for decades and loose their fan base and loose all the quality guns and bats to some team on the East Coast.
Dick Houser, General Mgr. KC Royals
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 17:09:28 CDT

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On the other hand, which reality show would you most like to be ON. I would choose Extreme Makeover, because I want my size 8 feet lengthened.
Diego Maradona
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 17:03:50 CDT

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On the other hand, which reality show would you most like to be ON. I would choose Extreme Makeover, because I want my size 8 feet lengthened.
Diego Maradona
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 17:03:43 CDT

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To answer your (long ago - sorry) question, I would say my favorite reality show is survivor. I don't really approve of what they have to do to win, but they're sure good at it!!! Yeah, The Swan was horrible. I watched (STUPID addictions!!), but it was horrible.
RL
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 17:01:48 CDT

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No way, the winner is the guy who can collect the most cigarrettes.
The Marlboro Man
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 16:59:35 CDT

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I would say that the one who is in jail the LONGEST should win the money. That would mean that they committed the greatest crime, and therefore would win. Other than that, it's absolutely perfect.
Amendment
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 15:38:58 CDT

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Since there seems to be such a reality TV love on this website, I thought I'd pitch my new idea here, and see what you guys think...Basically, you trick your contestants into commiting crimes (larceny, murder, grand theft auto, etc) and they all have to go to jail, and you film it all. And the one that gets out on parole the earliest, wins $1,000,000. Thoughts? Opinions?
Reality TV genius
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 14:42:29 CDT

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The worst thing I ever did was create "The Swan." I mean, I can't apologize enough for doing that. It does take away from the fact that I created "Paradise Hotel" and...man! I am a horrible person.
Kent Weed
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 14:21:08 CDT

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Colonial House was the worst thing I've ever done. I had to act all pretentious and get people to attend a 3 hour Sabbath service. 3 HOURS!!!!!!! Plus everyone had really bad b/o
Don Heinz "The New Governor"
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 13:51:06 CDT

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Actually I have been. It stinking rocks. There is this conservative evangelical family (The dad is the "Governer") and they are trying to get everyone to live by the laws of the 16thC cause that is the point of the little experiment. and then there is this agro feminist who clashes with the whole thing. They are currently having a food shortage. And there is a gay guy who came out on the show. Reality TV at it's best.
BBF
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 11:35:45 CDT

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are YOU gonna watch it? i rest my case.
a long sidewalk over water made of wood?
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 10:16:09 CDT

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Alright TV snob. How about Colonial House. You take a bunch of 21st Century people and make them live on a little New England island and start a 16th Century colony. It's on PBS for cryin' out loud! That can't be all that much of a soul sucking, low-brow, culture destroying thing.
BBF
Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 01:38:00 CDT

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TeHee
Amused
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 19:37:47 CDT

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apparently it is IMPOSSIBLE to get kicked off this island. otherwise, we would be talking about puppies or ice cream, not the demise of our society as it crumbles into the sun-drenched waters that surround temptation island.
a long sidewalk over water made of wood?
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 18:49:58 CDT

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Sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Come on now Long Walk, that kind of attitude will get you kicked off the island
Hurt Feelings BBF
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 18:47:02 CDT

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Sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Come on now Long Walk, that kind of attitude will get you kicked off the island
Hurt Feelings BBF
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 18:46:53 CDT

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BBF: who the hell is PIER? i think you mean pedro. but, i'm sure you know that. since you are SOOOO atuned with the wonderful culture that is reality t.v.
a long sidewalk over water made of wood?
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 18:43:41 CDT

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Poo Poo Moderator! You are just like that one girl on the real world 4. The militant one. UNO?
BBF
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 18:35:24 CDT

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Well, if you check out my posts below you will see some of my current favs. But all time? Hmmm, lets see... Oh for sure MTv's The Real World. As to which season? Wow, was it season two that had Puck and Julie and the Cowboy and Pier? That was the one that set the pace for the rest. How about you?
BBF
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 18:34:01 CDT

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My favorite reality show is the one where the moderator of this forum pulls the plug if this conversation continues. That's my favorite.
Sanity Police
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 18:32:56 CDT

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BBF, RIGHT ON!!! What's your FAVORITE reality show?!?
RL
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 15:49:30 CDT

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Reality Lover and Boy Band Fan unite! Silly Cade, you gots nothin'
BBF
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 15:25:57 CDT

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Reality Shows RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reality Lover
Monday, May 24, 2004 - 13:24:53 CDT

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Being a Royals fan is torturous, upsetting and humiliating. I just don't have it in me any more. I'm tired.
I Give Up
Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 18:27:42 CDT

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Here is my summer movie pick; Soul Plane: "Dakwon wins $600 million in a legal settlement. He uses the money to start the first all-black airline, NWA, as a means to win back his girlfriend, Giselle. However, the maiden NWA flight does not go smoothly when a white family is mistakenly re-routed onto the plane."
Ebert
Sunday, May 23, 2004 - 15:17:12 CDT

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Wow, it must be Cade's Birthday. Morrisey has made a come back. Music's Misery Man Returns http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/23/magazine/23ENCOUNTER.html
Boy Band Fan
Friday, May 21, 2004 - 20:19:19 CDT

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That's IT!!! Boy Band Fan. You are outta here!! And don't come back! Not until you realize that crappy (read: in UNBELIEVABLY bad taste) reality shows are NOT to be joked about. It's a serious epidemic. An arc that began with "The Littlest Groom" and will end with the Apocalypse.
Take That
Friday, May 21, 2004 - 17:51:45 CDT

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Oh? Well how about the Swan?
Boy Band Fan
Friday, May 21, 2004 - 12:02:43 CDT

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LOL. FU Boy Band Fan. That's good stuff.
amused
Friday, May 21, 2004 - 00:35:02 CDT

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Two letters and three words: FU Boy Band Fan. If you ever bring that crap around here again, you will be banished. Got it?
Take That
Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 23:13:55 CDT

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2 letters and one word: WB Superstar.
Boy Band Fan
Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 19:51:03 CDT

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Everyone, Cade will need all our support as he attempts to cope with the realization that there will be no Odd Couple reunion. Tony Randell past away this week. He was 135 years old. He is survived by his wife who is 36. Rest in piece neat freek, rest in piece.
Off subject guy
Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 17:01:36 CDT

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Hey Mario, don't sweat it. Come to see Scooby Doo 2 with me The sequel to the 2002 hit that translated the lives of Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy and Scooby to the big screen as a live-action comic adventure.
Zach
Thursday, May 20, 2004 - 10:53:46 CDT

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Don't make fun of me right now, Preppy. Didn't you hear that my marriage broke up after a whole month? Ali!!! Come back to me Ali!!!
M. Lopez
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 - 21:16:32 CDT

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Mario Lopez has a new flick out, on video, he plays "a cop on the edge" or "a man pushed to the limit" or something like that. Or was it that guy in "Cuffs"? Whatever, it's about "a man whose a cop pushed to the edge of his limits."
Slater
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 - 20:39:02 CDT

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wia?
Noah Webster
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 - 14:37:13 CDT

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Scott Baio wia 'da Bomb! I just got my tickets to "Joanie Loves Chachi: The Musical" can't wait
Atwittered
Wednesday, May 19, 2004 - 11:43:39 CDT

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Hey everyone, are you all forgetting that Mary Kate and Ashly Olsen have a movie out this summer? I believe it is titled "New York Minute" One reviewer said they move seemlessly from one madcap adventure to another. That is enough for me.
Boy Band Fan
Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 16:31:40 CDT

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was it really 20 years ago that my Karate movie came out? what happened to me? If they remake KK 3, I want to play Terry Silver this time...
Ralph Macchio
Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 13:44:02 CDT

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still waiting for the Charles in Charge movie.
Willy Aims, AKA Bible Man
Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 12:16:20 CDT

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don't forget about the movie version of "silver spoons"...oh wait...that's just in my dreams.
ricky is dreamy
Monday, May 17, 2004 - 21:51:44 CDT

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Garfield is an over-rated HACK!!!
Heathcliff
Monday, May 17, 2004 - 21:47:55 CDT

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Don't knock the cat man, don't underestimate him either. It is the summer sleeper I tell ya. What can I say? He is a sarcastic cat. He is fat. He is orange. What more do you want?
Odie
Monday, May 17, 2004 - 02:58:07 CDT

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Also on video or DVD is Blue Crush. Action, suspence, multilayerd plot, a must see. None of these things will be said about this flick. But hey, it has chicks in two pieces.
Roper
Monday, May 17, 2004 - 02:56:10 CDT

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Personally I am very pleased to see that the last color line has been reached and crossed with vigor; the transvestite line. Now we truly have equality for all, even in Hollywood. Somewhere, some screen writer(s) thought, "you know, boosom buddies needs a second look." It is the trend now, remakeing old movies, or old tv shows into movies. Owen Wilson and Eddy Murphy re-did I Spy, we are all proud to say we've seen Charlies Angels, and we must not forget Starsky and Hutch. Now Hollywood has finally found its stride, Boosom Buddies with a twist... "lets have them be black guys." Genius. MLKJr.'s dream of racial equality has finally come true. God bless the USA.
That Guy
Monday, May 17, 2004 - 02:54:25 CDT

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I've always been a big fan of that funny, lasagna-swilling feline, but there is nothing funnier than two big black guys disguised as white girls. Nothing.
Ebert
Saturday, May 15, 2004 - 18:23:07 CDT

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summer movie most excited to see: WHITE CHICKS or GARFIELD? discuss.
Subject Generatrrr #4.0
Friday, May 14, 2004 - 23:32:57 CDT

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here is the link to the story http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/84-04072004-278865.html
web page
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 01:47:56 CDT

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The funny thing is that the guy admitted in his suit to PUTTING THE STICKER ON HIMSELF. Officer, arrest that man.
continued
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 01:47:06 CDT

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Ok Cade, here is one for you. This guy was featured on the Daily Show. Man Says Election Sticker Ruined Jacket The Associated Press STAMFORD, Conn. - A man says election day has left its mark on him and he is not happy about it. Robert Bonoff wants the city to pay for a new suede coat that he said has been ruined by a voting sticker. Bonoff says the "I voted today" sticker he was handed and asked to wear after voting in the March 2 presidential primary ruined his suede coat. Bonoff said he showed the coat to a dry cleaner who said the sticker's mark cannot be removed. He has filed a claim with the city seeking $106, the purchase price of the coat, including sales tax. When the damage was brought to her attention, Democratic Registrar of Voters Alice Fortunato said she told Bonoff to get the coat cleaned and bill the city. When that didn't work, she forwarded his case to the city attorney. "I'm very sorry that he feels that the sticker ruined his coat," she said. "But there's not much this office can do in that regard." Stamford Director of Legal Affairs Tom Cassone said Bonoff will not be compensated. The city is not liable for damage caused by stickers handed out at the polls, city-sponsored blood drives or other events, he said.
people who should be arrested
Wednesday, May 12, 2004 - 01:43:11 CDT

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OK. CADE EMAIL ME AT JUNKERJORGE@HOTMAIL.COM.
Cade's evil twin
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 22:55:51 CDT

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It is one thing for the Royals to loose to the Yanks, JT went out and bought a team. Fine. But to loose to a Canadian team. Shame. I miss the days of Dick Houser.
Royals Blue Blues
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 22:54:30 CDT

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I suggest you contact the travel staff via the link on the cadeland homepage. They will be able to put you in contact with this "Cade" person you speak of.
Fletch's other foot
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 17:21:40 CDT

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P3IV Nudey Bible Finds Strong Male-Teen Market GRAND RAPIDS, MI— In a move calculated to unsettle some of the more conservative elements in the church, Zondervan today announced the publication of the P3IV. While the text of Scripture in this version is the formerly controversial gender neutral translation of the NIV, all the attention today is back where the maps and concordance used to be. Rupert Murdoch, owner of Zondervan, is also the owner of the Sun newspaper in the UK—which newspapers are also known for their topless page 3 girls. When a market researcher hired by Murdoch discovered that the demographic group least likely to be reading Scripture was that composed of boys, aged thirteen to sixteen, an idea was born. Why not replace the maps and concordance with a section of P3 girls? Sharon Swanson, spokesperson for Zondervan, announced and explained the project. The idea was test marketed last year with focus groups in Birmingham, Buffalo, and Los Angeles. The com pany had expected some strong resistance, but nothing prepared them for the enthusiastic support the project received from the youth ministers involved in the focus groups. Sam "Hoocher" White, an evangelical youth pastor of twenty years experience in upstate New York, commented very favorably. "It did my heart good to see the boys so eager for Bible study. Never seen anything like it. Of course, I have to keep the Bibles locked in a cabinet during the week, but still it is better to have excessive interest than no interest at all." Ms. Swanson also announced today, in a concession to the concerns of a parental advisory group, that Zondervan agreed to include brief testimonies from the girls concerning their spiritual interests. A spokesman for the parental group, Don Smith, spoke briefly at the press conference after the decision was announced. "I was expecting Zondervan to go to the wall, but was really surprised at how open they were to our concerns. We are therefore happy to continue our discussions about future editions. Our central interest is to have the testimonies become even more explicitly evangelical, so that the boys are reminded of the importance of having Jesus become their personal Savior. Given the constructive interaction with Zondervan thus far, this seems very likely." The first edition contained six layouts, one of which was of a "lovely lady named Alana," whose testimony was that she has been involved in a Bible study for at least six weeks. Asked for her views on the project, she said, "I have to say that the people working this shoot are lots nicer than they usually get. When I take long walks now, I like, have started to think about God and stuff." Allan Bennett, a fifteen-year-old from LA, agreed. "Sometimes school is a drag, and I get down on myself. I didn't use to do this, but now I think about my Bible a lot."Asked to respond, Ms. Swanson nodded, "That is what it is all about."
those wackey evangelicals
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 14:58:37 CDT

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Christina Aguilera Files Suit Against MTV Viewers for Failure to Be Shocked HOLLYWOOD, CA—Christina Aguilera announced that she would be filing a lawsuit against the viewers of MTV's most recent Video Music Awards (VMA). At a press conference held in her home on Wednesday, September 10, she cited "serious emotional trauma" and "wounds that won't heal lightly" created by the response of viewers of her opening performance alongside Madonna and Britney Spears. Through tears Christina explained how difficult it is to be her. "You just don't know," she told reporters. The performance consisted of Madonna dressed in very tight fitting black representing a groom, and Britney and Christina in white representing brides. Together the three sang a medley of "Like a Virgin" and "Hollywood" and danced around in front of a wedding cake. At one point in the performance Madonna turned to Christina and the two kissed. What was supposed to be a deep artistic statement was completely trumped a little later in the performance when Madonna did the same for Britney. "Britney got all the reaction. She got all the publicity. Why? Because she pretended to be a virgin for so long? The corruption of something virginal is so much more interesting? Is that it? That's just not fair. Britney's nothing to me right now. Justin ditched her and now he's touring with me. You can't hold me down. I'm beautiful. I'm a fighter. You can't hold me down. You're just making me stonger. Is it because I'm a woman?" She left the room weeping.
A.P.
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 14:52:02 CDT

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i heard that cade was on his way to socal and was abducted by aliens while stopping for gas in new mexico. i checked it out and the good people at area 57 said he stopped by and they enjoyed the visit, but they assured me he went on his way safely. They also said he purchased all the funions from the vending machine. They pointed me to Hollywood. They had heard he was there, filming the sequal to Harry and the Hendersons. Apparently he has written quite the screenplay. Rumor has it that Charlie Sheen and J-Lo have been tapped for the lead roles. Anyone seen this guy?
Fletch's left foot
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 14:45:20 CDT

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After two years of living in the largest country in the western hemi (by land mass, excepting the north pole) I have learned somethings. 1.Canadians are canadians, not americans. Esp when they travel to the middle east. 2.Canadians are sports entertainment geniuses. Their official sport is lacross. But the National Pastime is HOCKEY. It is poss. to find Hockey on TV anytime of day, everyday of the week, ALL FRICKEN YEAR LONG. 3. There are more people in California than there are in all of Canada. 4. One can work on your tan on a tuesday in June, and on wednesday were a parka. 5. Never drive east from the rockies across alberta, saskatchewan, and manitoba. this drive is one, long, streight, flat, featureless drive that makes utah seem like paradise. 6. while canadians have a rep for being "nice" this is a misnomer. they are polite. there is a difference. nice is an inner state, polite is white wash. A comparison: Americans are rude, but what you see is what you get. Canadians are Passive Agro. That is, you can really piss them off, they won't say so to your face, they will just make fun of you on TV. 7. Canadian girls are hot. 8. If it is possible their education system is worse than the states. 9. Most locals with a mix of ethnicities have a wonderful pallet for foods. Not canada. In this regard, canadians surpas the brits in the blandness of their food. Note: never eat seafood east of the canadian rockies. 10. Ask two canadians about the nature of their relationship to the UK and you will get three different answers.
cold feet - for cades travel page
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 14:33:41 CDT

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I heard FRIENDS is going off the air. When did this happen?
Under a Rock
Wednesday, May 05, 2004 - 01:34:42 CDT

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Somebody say SOMETHING!!!!
Subject Generating unit #0001
Tuesday, April 27, 2004 - 12:36:02 CDT

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it's TOO quiet out here. I'm frightened.
coward
Friday, April 23, 2004 - 11:47:29 CDT

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is it march? why do i feel so inclined to climb a tree and yell at passing cars?
madness hatter
Monday, March 15, 2004 - 21:05:37 CST

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What ever happened to Mario Kinsey? Am I just that out of the loop?
I Had Forgotten
Thursday, February 26, 2004 - 23:18:41 CST

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Ah February in Colorado, when it's sunny and mild and beautiful, though it's hard to enjoy with all the Jayhawks hanging Ls around my neck go back 4 years, Roy recruited Bryant Nash, Mario Kinsey and DeShawn Stevenson...that worked out wonderfully
KS Transplant
Wednesday, February 25, 2004 - 13:18:14 CST

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Ah, February in Kansas. the greyness starts to let up, the emperature begins its ascent toward spring and the Jayhawks find every way to lose a basketball game possible. Wait! That's not the way it's supposed to be. What the %@!& is going on?!?!?
What the...?
Tuesday, February 24, 2004 - 12:52:53 CST

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573 distance units, fool! you STAY in your hotel room!
the best penguin smacker ever!!!
Thursday, February 19, 2004 - 00:33:10 CST

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I smacked that penguin 321 distance units. I don't think that it can be beaten. Since I'm sitting bored in a hotel room right now, I think that's a safe statement.
Abdominal Snowman
Wednesday, February 18, 2004 - 23:09:16 CST

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This must be how idiots feel all the time.
ADMIN
Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 14:24:30 CST

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Big ups to Ave-tronic for the mad "date-stamping skills" he has blessed us with. What what!
Host Committee
Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 10:50:54 CST

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Everyone passes through these boundaries at some point. That's how I make my living.
Travel Agent
Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 10:48:47 CST

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You may not know why I was here, but you will certainly know *when* I was here.
The Traveler
Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 09:13:40 CST

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just wanted to wish everyone a happy friday the 13th and a happy 'jackass day" tomorrow.
j. bitterman

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I have found proof that Capn Wack is indeed the money when it comes to movie stars....and here it is. I took this at Spago.
Paparazzi Slim

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vegas
john

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VEGAS BABY VEGAS
Vince

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I thoughht she got fat?
God

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Rumor has it that princess LEA is getting married this weekend. I will be on sight to bring all of you the outcome of this Wacky week of festivities....stay tuned for the WOLF HOUND's...mourning Monday report...
WOLF HOUND

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ICE Sucks...people fall
ice sucker

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girlfrriend don't try to tell me about my nomenclature that was so last season anyway....
beanybob

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beanybob...sorry man all info about the cap WACK is top secret and classified...although...I may be able to do all you wack fans a huge service...I will try to disclose a time and place where you can see with your own two eyes the CAPN heself....I'm out
SCOOPS

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Mr. Beany Bob, I must warn you that this web site is being monitored for propper gramatical content and any further miss use of even your own nomenclature will result in severist possible penalty.
CEO English Preservation Assoc.

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This is a question for the Mr. Scoops below...You seem to know Mr. Wacky and I was just wondering if you had a phone number for him or and email address....well...because, the message that you left about Mr Wacky has just been stirring in me all day....I mean I'm sitting here thinking...What is he like...is he a good kisser...does he like to slow dance...and well you seem to have the Inside Scoop...get it inside scoop...your name is Mr. Scoops...anyway any help?
beanybob

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I LOVE YOU ALL.
God

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I am personally offended by the gramatical content of this web site. People, we can not just skip spaces between words and change letters to bastardize the English language, can we? We must be the examples that our children deserve or pretty soon we will be speaking some kind of crazy gobbldigook, that no one understands. Slang and jibberish are not to be taken lightly. Now, I know I have made my point known so for now, I will close. Keep your ear to the grinstone boys.
CEO English Preservation Assoc.

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CApN WACK.....is tha money......I have it on inside information that he has more Ho s than Toes...he's the bomb you know what I'm saying....Movie stars are after the wackman...you dig...HE IS FRESH
SCOOPS
USA

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i wont rest
beanybob

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who on earth is cpn wacky...i want to know...i will not rest until i KNOW....he is so cute....where were you at the gay superbowl party???
beany bob

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Tall men jump skyward the orange globe dances topside what is this...rebound?
a Jayhawk Haiku

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ice sucks
ice sucker

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WOLF HOUND--check out the LA based band ALU at alumusic.com --very fresh sort of trip hop stuff ...i like it.
ed

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MUSIC IN REVIEW: KC band STELLA LINK at the Brick last saturday...If you like screamy -rock with a dash of SHoe-Gazer...check out Stella Link a popular KC band....the WOLF Hound continues his search for a hot new electronic band!!! Help
WOLF HOUND

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who needs 'em? when we have lots and lots of ICE!!!!
ice lover

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Check Out the band STARSAILOR they rock
ek

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Why are there no "Burriito's As Big As Your Head," in Kansas City
Head Lover

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Go see Big Fish!!!! Oh my goodness.
Tim Burton Is My Hero

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I've broken all my resolutions...it's what I resolved to do...such a sense of fulfillment...go Hawks beat Colorado!!
Hugh Jass

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good riddance 2003!!!!
limitlessly grateful

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Jayhawks rule!!!
dog's friend best cade

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okay so it finally posted.
cade's dog's best friend

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as i said in my last message that did not post, the hawks are not the best team right now. however, losses early in the season can only help. now they must learn the new (better) philosophy of play and self will have them winning a championship in the coming years.
cade's dog's best friend

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hawks are not the best team in the country right now, but this early season loss can only help. they will continue to learn the new (better) system under self and will win a championship under self.
cade's dog's best friend

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if he has any left over, i'd love to have some of the bricks Jeff put up against stanford
Jeff Hawkin's 2nd cousin

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That's my boy! I told you all he could play.
Jeff Hawkins' mom

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Jayhawks: best team in the country? Discuss.
Subject Genertating Unit #101

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Not watching the Hawks is a betrayal...when the finally win, it will be that much sweeter...btw, if anyone has seen Roy Williams, tell him I want my heart back.
Mike Hawke

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Answers: good schedule/playing well at the right times, maybe, no, okay, maybe, and because he has no life and all the time in the world to keep in touch.
the seer

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Questions: What is up with the cheifs? If I don't watch them they will keep winning. Has anyone ever heard Marin Sexton? I recomend starting with "Black Sheep". If I don't watch the Hawks, will they win the tourny this year? and finally, how come gobo is the only one who keeps in touch?
the northern most jayhawk

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Soon boys. Soon.
Oh Yeah!

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you got nothin' on me fat boy
homey cheese cloth man

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back off, homey cheese cloth man!
fat boy

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i want waffles! anyone else?
homey cheese cloth man

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Why is EVERYONE dying this year? What the heck is going on? Don't believe me? go here
Doom-sayer

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I am SO freakin' lost!!!
Carl

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It was built. They didn't come. Why?
Subject Generating Unit #4

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didn't see that one coming.
shocked

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Please don't post anything on this forum anymore about people dying. Evidently this forum is a very dangerous thing. So long John.
Nostrodamus

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"You're the best! Around! Nothings ever gonna keep you dooooowwwwnnn. Oh no!" I saw this very album at a friends apartment, and I had known him for like 4 years and he never told me he had it. I had a plan in place to requistion it, but it was "lost" Putt-N-Stuff 4evr
Mike Hawke

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Dude, Bill Conti is a freakin' genius! i think my favorite track is "the Moment of Truth". Then again, "Daniel Sees the Bird" is pretty dang powerful. Rock on Daniel-san!
Ditto

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has anyone seen the Karate Kid soundtrack on vinyl for sale??? Elisabeth Shue was like my first on screen crush...
Mike Hawke

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my bad
whoopsie daisy

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Why won't anyone play here? Is it something that I said? I'm sorry. Please, please, please play here. I'll bake cookies.
Concerned For Our Youth

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Big Willie sucks!
You're an imposter

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The Royals suck!
bigwillie0908

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I found Monkey Hunter!
Melinda

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When I was younger, I read about the Decline of Western Civilization, and decided it was something I'd like to contribute to. (special thanks to George Carlin)
galahad

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What is this "sleep" that I keep hearing about?
Subject Generating Unit #52

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I found Melinda
MH

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I found Bingo
MH

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I found Clyde
MH

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I found Simmons
Monkey hunter

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That game's terrible. You should take up drinking.
I didn't play it

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play look alive! you won't regret it.
bored

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What about the aztec warriors? And also, i believe the best way to get rid of the monkeys is with either the flamethrower or the shotgun.
Mr. Giggles

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Proceeding through the Aztec ruins, being wary of the natives, just run like hell for the other side once you come to a bridge. A monkey, or two will try to Watermelon Grenade you. Just go across, and move into the room with the SWITCH TO OPEN THE TEMPLE DOOR. Then, snipe the monkey with the Luger.
original bring it

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Come and get it. They buried it with me.
JT-from the grave

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I want my scarf back!!!!!
Angel

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To the one and only...
A Sad Day for Us All

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Osaka - Sources have confirmed that, in a devastating blow to many Fantasy Iron Chef participants, Iron Chef Morimoto has defeated and, subsequently killed, american Jack Tripper. Some believe that the special ingredient of the day contributed toward this malicious turn of events. A spokesman for "Iron Chef" said that in no way, did they see having "filet of Jack Tripper" as a special ingredient as an advantage for Morimoto. That remains to be debated, given that Tripper refused to enter himself into his own creation, giving Morimoto a clear path to gut and wok the american. A sad day for a sport... a happy day for most of the world.
From the A.P.

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if any of you are not yet privy, yahoo.com has a great texas hold 'em game. addictive. so very addictive.
howard lederer's evil twin

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let it die. no man, let it die. shoot, no man, let it die. I believe you'd get whooped posting something like that, man...
no habla

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I know someone called for me this time

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I'll take Jack Tripper. Damn good chef.
Can't let it die

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i take shinji tabachui... he loses points for drouling in the egg drop soup, but he is well known for creativity with asparagus...
no recollection

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I guess that means it's my turn...E.. I take Hirohito... he makes a mean atomic fish sauce...
Wacky's hobby toy

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nobody tells me who is on the clock. I am the clock. Its the one with badmuthafu..ah on it. I take General Tso's ghost.
phreek

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I believe Phreek is on the clock
Draft Monitor

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I guess I'll take Chin Kenichi since he is the last starter.
rookie

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I'll take Sakai with my second round pick
damn good jambalaya

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Is this a snake draft? I guess I get two picks then... I'll take Kobe with the 6th pick and Nakamura (who is coming out of retirement just for this year's fantasy games) with the first pick of the second round.
Bring it

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maybe for fantasy "Grid-Iron Chef"... I take Neil Smith...
no recollection

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I'll take Priest Holmes
damn good jambalaya

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I'll take Priest Holmes
damn good jambalaya

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emeril is not an iron chef contender. he has neither appeared on nor supported the show. perhaps you should buy a friggin book and read up on the matter before posting such ignorance. However, a "special" fantasy league could be created just for you... fantasy Trading Spaces. I got dibs on the gay asian dude...
no recollection

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Emeril is washed up. He hasn't cooked a good casserole since the 98-99 season. he'll be lucky to finish this year 6th in his position.
Reality

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Maybe I don't follow fantasy chefing enough, but I'll take a chance on Emeril. He certainly knows how to take it up a notch when necessary.
rookie

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Flay. Bobby Flay. You doubt him because he is American. I have seen the guy work around a grill. You doubt me for taking him. I will see you roasting on the grill...
phreek

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Hai!
Morimoto

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i am claiming the rookie, yuji-san, off of waivers for my fantasy iron chef team. how he was overlooked, i have no idea. he can work magic with scallions and sea salt. you're all in trouble.
draft jumper

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Okay, I have been moderately successful in fantasy football, fantasy golf, fantasy baseball and other personal fantasy leagues... I have decided to start a new fantasy league if y'all are up for it. Fantasy Iron Chef. Each team owner will select three Chefs to compete per week. Point system is as follows: WIN: 100 points Use of soy sauce: -39 points Use of leafy greens: 4 points Finger pricks with knife: -79 points Complete amputation of finger: 140 points (sympathy) Use of red meat: 57 points use of fish: -46 points Use of asparagus: -65 points (makes urine smell like asparagus) Use of cabbage: -45 points (does other damaging stuff to relationships) Use of skewers or sharp objects on a plate: 80 points Implementation of a stew: 38 points Portions larger than the size of a twinkie: 60 points Portions smaller than the size of a twinkie: -80 points. Trades are acceptable, all entries must be received by 11:00 pm June 18, 2003.
phantasy phreek

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How about a gay guy pretending to be gay and everyone thinks he is pretending to be gay but he is gay to live with two guys that are pretending to be guys but they are really girls that are pretending to be guys to live with the guy who is pretending to be gay.
top that

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I top it by filming a guy pretending to be pretending to be gay so he can live with two girls who don't think he's gay, but he obviously is by his interaction, or lack thereof, with them...
Next Big Star

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Obviously For Love or Money isn't the most brilliant television show in history...that is reserved for the brilliantly written and acted "Three's Company". I mean come on! A guy pretending to be gay so that he can live with two women? How could you top that!
Jack

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For Love or Money. I have not yet watched the show. Who cares, here's my take... If she takes money, Many viewers will chastise. Yet, would they so choose? Each day offers such. Many people daily choose... Job o'er family! Oh fickle people, ignore faux reality. Just watch some football.
Hi coup

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For Love or Money. I have not yet watched the show. Who cares, here's my take... If she takes money, Many viewers will chastise. Yet, would they so choose? Each day offers such. Many people daily choose... Job o'er family! Oh fickle people, ignore faux reality. Just watch some football.
Hi coup

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For Love or Money. I have not yet watched the show. Who cares, here's my take... If she takes money, Many viewers will chastise. Yet, would they so choose? Each day offers such. Many people daily choose... Job o'er family! Oh fickle people, ignore faux reality. Just watch some football.
Hi coup

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NBC's "For Love or Money." Just another ratings blackhole or simply the most brilliant television show in recorded history. Discuss.
Subject Generator #76

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An enlightening post page. Coulda done without the three's company song. Now that it is looping in my brain, I must pass it to others... off I go.
ALL CAP'N TURNEY

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check him out
our fearless leader

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Wha cho talkin' bout Willis?

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No!
Dear John

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Did somebody call for me?

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This is all your fault

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fixin' ta take over

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where the heck am i? this is too frickin' weird!
carl

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Come and knock on our door ...We've been waiting for you ... Where the kisses are hers and hers and his, Three's company too. Come and dance on on our floor...Take a step that is new ...We've a loveable space that needs your face, Three's company too. You'll see that life is a frolic and laughter is calling for you ...Down at our rendez-vous, Three's company, too
J. Tripper

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Say it ain't so, Sammy. Say it ain't so.
Jaded

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i would say that someone has too much time on their hands...but i guess i'll just say: gimme a break i sure deserve it, it's time i made it to the top. gimme a break i'm lookin' for it, get behind me, pull out every stop. i want a happy ending, i'm tired of pretending, won't let 'em get the best of me. woah woah woah gimme a break. the game is survival. gimme a break, and plan my arrival. gimme a break, for heaven's sake. what happened to my piece of the cake? gimme a break. oh, gimme a break. hey, gimme a break!
confused chastiser

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Well the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you, may not be right for some. A man is born, he's a man of means. Then a long come two, and they've got nothin' but their jeans, but they've got, Diff'rent Strokes, it takes Diff'rent Strokes, it takes Diff'rent Strokes to move the world. Everybody's got a special kind of story. Everybody finds a way to shine, It don't matter that you got, not a lot, So what, They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine. And together we'll be fine.... Because it takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world. Yes it does. It takes, Diff'rent Strokes to move the world.
druggies

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Here's a story, of a lovely lady. Who was bringing up three very lovely girls. All of them had hair of gold, like their mother. The youngest one in curls. Here's a story, of a man named Braid E. Who was bringing up three boys of his own. They were four men, living all together, but they were all alone. Then the one day when this lady met this fellow, and they knew that it was much more than a hunch. That this group must somehow form a family. That's the way they all became the Braid E. Bunch.
Braid E. Bunch

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You're a geek! The Royals Rock! Just like Cap'n Whacky!
True Blue Fan

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Wow...what's that smell...oh the Royals are back in town.
Gas Man

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Time Warner can go jump! Buncha Copycat freaks. Hello? Tivo?
Angry Consumer

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Hey Cap'n. What would it take to get a time stamp on these things? Ave seems to have the idea...
Complainer 5/27/03 15:56:33

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Yo Ave! I know that the technology is so lo-fi, but they have these things called video cassette recorders, have actually been around for a while, and have allowed the rest of us to keep from revolving around tv schedules for some time. But I'm sure that sort of technology is just beneath you.
captain obvious

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Thanks to the new Time Warner DVRs, I can now watch ATHF and Sealab 2021 and whatever else I want at my leisure! So my life will still revolve around television, just not around television *schedules*.
Ave01 - 5/27/03

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for those of you who don't know. "aqua teen hunger force" on cartoon network is the funniest thing EVER!!! not privy? watch it!
all knowing sam

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sorry...i had to get rid of that crack at my expense...actually, they made me do it since somebody screwed up and erased it.
mike macdougal

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Why can't the Royals win?
Subject Generating Unit #6

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Yeah, that ought to do it.
pix mcfix

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Cornbread? What 'choo be wantin' that fo?
Biscuits McGee

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Hey, does anybody know where I can get me some good cornbread?
Jo Jo

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I have no idea where the picture is from...you know, the one with you looking "fly" with the waitresses...
Gina

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The name says it all. It works. And furthermore - Eric broke it. No wonder they call him Cap'n Wacky!
Undauntable Dan

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Get lost creep.
Hot Chick

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If it doesn't work this time, I'm going to bed. And if it does, I'm going to sleep. In my bed.
last chance date

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C'mon! I really want a date!
Even more desperate date guy

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Lookin' for a date. Know anyone I might like?
the date guy

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"What about that truckstop egg salad sandwich?" "I've had better."
Ave-tronic
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let the games begin
the capn
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• Scripts created by Matt Wright and can be found at Matt's Script Archive