"My advice to Britney is to just scoot over cause i'm comin through and i'm going to be the star pretty soon ! " -Jamie Lynn Spears (February 2002)

 

 

dear jamie lynn-

what ever you are about to do...don't.
trust me, just because your big sister has had success with her music and acting (okay, just music) career, and just because you look just like she did when america fell in love with her, doesn't mean that you have to follow in her footsteps. do us all a favor and go to school, pursue a career in teaching and live off of your sister's money.
siblings of annoying celebrities who try to go it on their own, more times than not are doomed to mediocrity at best. does the name kieran culkin mean anything to you?
so, unless you want to be constantly scrutinized and compared to what britney WAS and eventually suffer the same, embarrassing freefall into a "jacko"-type punch line existence, please think before you jump headlong into this crap-bag called celebrity.
you don't need to do it. you have money now. please, use your life to do something that will benefit people.

concerned
-cade-

p.s. if you wouldn't mind signing the enclosed picture and returning it, that would be great.