While riding in the van the other day going from Tyler to Houston, we played the state game. One person sat with the map and called out state names and we tried to get the capital and nickname. We got to Montana and got the capital just fine, but we had no idea what the nickname was. The actor reading them, Andrew, came up with an idea.
Andrew: Here's a hint, "Yar!"
Jay & Brooke: The Pirate State!!

We had a moment of silence as we discovered that Montana is nowhere near any ocean whatsoever. We then laughed ourselves sick. Yours truly almost drove straight into the median.

For those who care: The Treasure State.